Isn't She Lovely, Isn't She Wonderful???

As the extremely proud father of the coolest 2 year-old who ever lived (“Three in August, Daddy-O” – KT), it is my duty to document those “cute-sy” moments we experience from the little monkey on a day-to-day basis.

Accordingly, I submit a small handful of KT’s most recent amusing quotations:

Response to seeing her new big-girl bed:

KT: “How cool is THAT?”

Initial response to seeing her newly re-arranged bedroom:

KT: “I can not-a BELIEVE it!”

After rushing her grandmother out the door to work one morning:

Grammie: "You girls have a good day."

KT: "Busy, Busy, Busy!" (Grammie walks out the door, KT shuts it)

KT: “Mommy, Grammie wears me out!”

While pretending to cut Daddy’s hair while playing “Barbershop:”

KT: “Daddy, say “ouch””,

Daddy: “OUCH!”

KT: “THAT DIDN’T HURT!”

After 10 minutes of constant blabbering:

Daddy: “HEY! Daddy’s ears need a BREAK!”

KT: (in a tone reminiscent of "HEY, your problem, not mine!) “Uh…mine don’t.”

While reading a bedtime story about opposites:

Mommy: “This is how Mommy mows the yard:CROOKED. This is how Daddy mows the yard: STRAIGHT”

Daddy: “And Daddy doesn’t break his foot while mowing the yard”

KT (to Mommy): “YOU did!”

While talking to a buddy of ours:

Mommy: “So, Matt, what’s the woman situation. You got a girl?”

KT: “I’M YOUR GIRL!!!!!”

Anytime the word “Shut-up” is uttered in her presence:

KT: “SHUTUPISBADMANNERS!!!!”


That’s all for now. I’ll add more as they occur.