Things You’ll Hear on Thanksgiving That Sound Dirty But Really Aren’t:

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

4. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

5. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

7. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

8. How long will it take after you stick it in?

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

11. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

12. How long do I beat it before it's ready?