Amusing site of the day

If you haven’t seen the dialectyzer, give it a shot. You can read any website in any dialect you choose. Just to test it out, I used the last paragraph of my last post:

Original:

I'm not going to research this last point but, if memory serves, Sheriff Arpaio is the same sheriff whose recent exploits include housing his prisoners in tent cities rather than air conditioned jails and forcing them to wear pink underwear.

Gotta love the guy.

posted by Big Bad Dad

Redneck:

ah's not a-gonna research this hyar last point but, eff'n memo'y sarves, Sheriff Arpaio is th' same sheriff whose recent sploits include housin' his prisoners in tent cities rather than air corndishuned jails an' fo'cin' them t'wears pink unnerwar.

Gotta love th' guy.

posted by Trimenjus Bad Paw

Jive:

I'm not goin' t'research dis last point but, if memo'y serves, Sheriff Arpaio be de same sheriff whose recent 'esploits include housin' his prisoners in tent cities rada' dan air condishuned jails and fo'cin' dem t'wear pink underwear. Ah be baaad...Gotsta love da damn dude.

posted by Big Baaaad Pops

Elmer Fudd:

I’m not going to weseawch this wast point but, if memowy sewves, Shewiff Awpaio is the same shewiff whose wecent expwoits incwude housing his pwisonews in tent cities wathew than aiw conditioned jaiws and fowcing them to weaw pink undewweaw.Gotta wove the guy.

posted by Big Bad Dad