"I'd have not had that happen to you, Clarice. I find discourtesy unspeakably ugly..."

If you ever find yourself in a situation with me in which I hold a door open for you, catch the elevator in time to let you on or let you go first when we're at a 4 way stop, I am assuming that your response would be to say "Thank you" or, in the case of driving, give me a little wave. It's a little thing called "common courtesy".

If you opt to forgo that courtesy, be aware that I will spend the next thirty seconds battling the voices in my head which are telling me to either smack you upside the head or run you off the road.

Granted, it's my problem, not yours...until the day that I lose the battle with the voices.

That is all.